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A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a)

 

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Short Takes:

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me....She was talking to the doctor!" .

 

 

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How to Be Safe This Year
August 7, 2003

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